Here it is Brightsiders. Make your picks for this year's NBA playoffs and win the admiration and respect of your peers... or at least have something to lord over their heads next time they doubt your prognosticative prowess.
As soon as the final buzzer sounded on Tuesday night's game, and the Suns season, I know the exact thought that was on every Suns fan's mind -
I'm so glad it's finally over Where is my playoff prediction contest?
Back by popular demand (and I use demand in the loosest sense of the word) is the (third annual) Bright Side of the Sun 2015 NBA Playoff Prediction Contest!
*This is the part where I imagine people cheering in the background as I type.
What's really awesome about posting this article is that I can cut and paste most of it from previous iterations. That means some of you have wasted precious time reading duplicate content.
What a waste of time. I can't get the five minutes of my life back after reading this. There is absolutely no purpose/point in this blog.
I know some of you get this.
What sucks is that I'm going to spend sleepless nights tabulating the results as the contest progresses.
Don't worry, I won't quit on you (unlike the Suns pretty much did down the stretch...).
I actually won the playoff prediction contest on this site in 2012 (there may or may not have been a tie), but didn't put up a formal staff run thread until 2013. That means the winner of the first annual contest was none other than the inimitable MMotherwell. He was unable to defend his crown (he didn't really have a crown), though, as jack's complete lack of surprise began his reign of terror. This could be your chance to unseat him and be immortalized in Bright Side of the Sun glory!
Here's how to play: Choose the winner of each series and the number of games each series will last. You will be awarded two points for each correct series winner and one more point if you correctly predict the number of games it took the victor to triumph. Once an entry has been submitted no duplicate entries will be accepted from different contestants.
Here are tiebreakers for the NBA Finals round (because ties suck): If two or more contestants are tied going into the Finals and picked the same team they will be asked to pick the total points scored in the deciding game on a first come first serve basis. The winner will be whoever is closest without going over. If two or more players end up tied after the Finals and picked different teams the contestant who picked the correct team will be the winner.
Point totals will be updated after each round and the story will be front paged as the results are updated. Feel free to check your scoring to make sure the results are correct. Please omit the spaces between your picks to help truncate the comment section. Please be sure to make your picks lucid, as confusing or ambiguous entries may be disqualified. No entries will be accepted after the start of the first game Saturday (4/18).
I think that covers it, but let me know if you notice any loopholes. I've had a rough life.
Warriors over Pelicans, 4-1
Rockets over Mavericks, 4-1
Spurs over Clippers, 4-2
Grizzlies over Blazers, 4-2
Rockets over Spurs, 4-3
Warriors over Grizzlies, 4-2
Warriors over Rockets, 4-3
Hawks over Nets, 4-0
Cavs over Celtics, 4-1
Bulls over Bucks, 4-0
Raptors over Wizards, 4-2
Hawks over Raptors, 4-1
Cavs over Bulls, 4-2
Cavs over Hawks, 4-2
Warriors over Cavs 4-1
I'm going mostly chalk in the Eastern Conference, mainly because I think the bottom portion of it is fetid garbage. I really don't see any upsets and will be shocked if Atlanta and Cleveland aren't facing off in the Conference Finals.
Think about this... While I have the Warriors wrestling with the Grizzlies in the second round out West, Atlanta will be cruising past the feckless Raptors (who I don't think could beat the ninth place Thunder in a seven game series).
The West poses some difficult choices, because I'm really not sure what to think of the Clippers, Spurs and Rockets. I could really see any of these three make it to the Conference Finals. That's as far as they're going, though.
If the Warriors lose it will actually be a pretty big upset.
Golden St. has the second best offensive rating and best defensive rating in the league. In NBA history only seven other teams have had a larger margin of victory (10.1) - six of them won championships. In NBA history only nine other teams have won at least 67 games - seven of them won championships.
I'm sure I could exhume some other interesting tidbits suggesting the Warriors are the overwhelming favorites, but that's enough for me.
We're going to up the stakes a little bit this year and offer a Bright Side of the Sun logo t-shirt as a prize for the winner.