So with Bright Side of the Sun exploding with awful trade rumors I wanted everyone to have a thread where they could talk about the worst possible, half-baked, half-assed, and just plain stupid trade ideas that they could come up with. 

I'll kick it off with a well thought out 3-way deal:

Suns receive:  A time machine, 1987 Michael Jordan, Dolph Lundgren right from the set of Rocky IV

1987-88 Chicago Bulls receiveJason Richardson, Adrian Balboa, Dwayne Collins, Butkus the dog, and Todd Quinter

Rocky IV receives:  Artis Gilmore, Earl Clark, a 2012 second round pick, and Granville Waiters (to make the cap numbers work)

Why this works:  The Suns get a time machine which allows them to go back in time and collect both Jordan and Lundgren at the peak of their powers.  Chicago gets Jason Richardson and what I can only imagine will be transcendent skills for the time.  In addition, Balboa's negativity will serve as inspiration for the team as she constantly reminds them of their inability to win.  Rocky IV saves some money by getting rid of Lundgren and replaces him with the larger Artis Gilmore along with the potential of Earl Clark for future sequels.

Trade Dudley.


Houston Rockets' Tracy McGrady (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

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In the spirit of boring summer days leading to overreaction...

Sam Amico tweeted yesterday that the Suns might pick up Tracy McGrady

@SamAmicoNBA: Cavs reportedly aren't interested in McGrady or Iverson, for what it's worth. Suns could possibly take a flyer on T-Mac.

Can I just say "Ugh"? Really? Tracy McGrady? I really hope he's pulling this out of thin air. He writes a weekly blog for suns.com, so maybe I'm giving him a little too much credit for having inside info from time to time. 

Given that McGrady is having trouble finding a team - he's been checked out personally by the Clippers and Bulls, who both passed - he's likely to get the league minimum to play (about 1.2 million for a veteran of his years). Yet he somehow sees himself as starter material (see below). I don't see how that works for the Suns.

Conversely, the Blazers are hard-shopping SG Rudy Fernandez, who makes about the same money - 1.2 million next season, and is younger by a long shot. See below for the clipping. He would have to be acquired via trade. To keep it simplest for this discussion, let's assume the Suns could only use part of Amare's TPE, and would send a future #1 pick for his services. That would leave 4.5 million available later (as opposed to 5.7 million currently left).

Time for a poll!  (maybe the Suns will read this and see what the fans think)

NOTE: please leave a comment to explain your reasoning.  I'm really unsure how I feel about either of these options, so I'd like to hear why people are voting one way or the other.

Here's a link to the Fernandez story

Blazers looking for a fast trade of Fernandez

At the urging of Rudy Fernandez and his agent, the Trail Blazers have engaged in accelerated trade discussions to deal the disgruntled, once- popular shooting guard to one of three Eastern Conference teams. Boston, Chicago and New York are all in the running to land the 6-foot-6 Spaniard, who set an NBA rookie record two seasons ago by making 159 three-pointers.

Some of the teams interested in Fernandez have offered a future first round draft pick, while other offers would pair Fernandez with another Blazers player, but agent Andy Miller would not get into specifics.

And here's where McGrady thinks he's a starter:

McGrady sees self as starter:

The veteran said he wouldn't mind joining Chicago as a reserve, but his preference would be to start.

"I won't have a problem, but that's not what I'm really shooting for," he said of a potential bench role.

"I think, yeah, if I was the player that I was in a Knicks uniform, I would have no problem coming off the bench, but I've worked extremely hard and I'm far from being that player. Trust me."

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Assume for a moment the Suns DO want to sign a backup SG. Who would you rather have?

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Ryan Schwan over at Hornets 247 asked members of the TrueHoop Network to come up with our best offer for New Orleans star point guard Chris Paul. Robert Sarver did say at the Lon Babby press...

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A Bright Side of the Sun exclusive screen shot taken of Lon Babby's iPhone inbox. He's a busy, busy man.

(h/t to @JordanRubin for the original idea, Sports Business Daily for other information)


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He's Hakim Warrick

It kind of seems to me that with the loss of Amare, the trade of Barbosa and the acquisitions of Josh Childress and Hedo Turkaglu our boy 'Hak' has kind of been... how you say - maybe under-appreciated by some fans IMO.

Some people don't mention him when they talk about how they're excited 'bout next season - some people really want to trade him for... something I guess.  And so for those peeps and everyone else who just might not be that familiar with the 'Helicopter' let me give you the 'Skinny' (another nick-name) on our boy H-Dubb.

Jump it suckers.

I'm not going to get too crazy numbers-wise in analyzing the past with this guy, Seth had a good quick post about them here.  - this will be a lot of general information - some cool videos and sweet pictures but maybe you'll decide to give the guy a chance before you decide to ship him to Charlotte to try and get Boris Diaw back.

I will say this, I do think he has played on some bad teams and/or hasn't been used as efficiently as he could be.  But I look at it like this - Warrick is in reality, a replacement for Lou.  And though somewhere in my wild imagination Lou and his flowing locks are basically irreplaceable, Hakim is a very exciting and acceptable replacement.  You get that?  

Yeah yeah yeah - so he's not very good defensively because he's pretty lean - but he is long and explosive.  And I heard a juicy rumor that we might use the 'girly-zone' more often like an actual scheme this year instead of a last ditch effort to stop teams.  If that's the case - Warrick was meant to play defense that way, that's all he played his 4 years at Syracuse, his quickness and reach allow him to close out or provide dangerous weak-side help.  IMO.

But I said we wouldn't get too much into that...

SO born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - he's bounced around a few NBA teams (The Grizzlies, Bucks and the Bulls) as a contributor from the bench - bla bla bla lets check out his College days.

HAK WAS MEANT TO BE ORANGE

If you didn't know - Hakim Warrick was a four year player at Syracuse, where he earned his degree in Retail Management and Consumer Studies.Sportswarrick_medium

He looks good in Orange right?  (You were looking at the orange and not his crotch right?  You sick freak... stop looking)  But anyways - while at Syracuse he accomplished just about everything a college basketball player could ever want to accomplish, won a National Title - played with superstars - won the Big East tourney, made some timeless highlights, played ALL 4 YEARS, and had the opportunity to match-up against the most athletic hands in the universe... peep this old article I scrounged up exploiting my access to ASU's online Library connections!

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The great thing about Hakim's college career is that every year he improved and it was because he had a strong defined role on his team - I think that's something he can count on here in phoenix...

Now check some of his Syracuse highlights:

THE SHOE FITS

After watching that - can you see how valuable he might be running the floor with Goran or Nash always looking up?  He can flat out finish - he was projected to be a lottery pick early on in the 05' Draft, but teams were concerned that the only thing he could do was finish, so he fell to 19th.  But here in Phoenix - much like Lou he will be expected to finish and that will be his role.  Lou couldn't always finish - either because his hands were too small or because his hands were too goofy at times - Warrick can finish period.  

I do wonder about the energy - I hope he can emulate or at least prove a comparable substitute to Lou's hustle and grit, that is something that might be sorely missed.  But I have a keen feeling that Warrick's explosiveness and length will provide a special kind of energy and style to the second unit that we haven't seen quite yet.   Between Warrick, Chidlress, Dragic, and even Frye at times (and hopefully Frye more often) we have a bench that knows how to get to the rim, and in my estimation that is always a good thing.

I won't discount Warrick's mid-range either, it is definitely something he has improved on since joining the NBA - and with the Suns I have no doubt they will be asking him to continue to work on it and maybe even try to extend it if possible.   But first and foremost - I want and expect to see Hak jamming the ball every time with authority.

ROCK DA SPOT

Now let's take a look at some of his NBA highlights: 

Let me put it this way - Warrick has never played on a good NBA team.   With the Grizzlies he had decent numbers as a back-up, but with O.J. Mayo and Rudy Gay and Mike Conley, etc. there weren't too many 'pass-first' kind of guys.  Warrick needs a pass first kind of guy even though he can hold his own in face-ups or in the open court.  He would thrive in an environment where he was constantly being fed - with the Bucks he got a lot of lovin' from Jennings, but again was traded mid-season and the same story with the Bulls he never really got a chance to mesh with his new teams.

He is now on a 'pass-first' kind of team.  One that will feed him until he explodes. I believe he is the perfect type of player for the Suns style of basketball, and I've always thought so.   That means I'm smarter than you because the Suns (Alvin Gentry) wanted him too because they felt the same way.  Alvin has repeatedly praised Sarver for going out and getting the players that he (A.G.) said he wanted.  I got him.  We got him... err they got him and now we just have to wait and see what kind of surprises are in store for Planet Orange. 

I am extremely excited to see what kind of chemistry this team can cultivate and how that can translate with this deep group we have.  

And may there be many more tea-bags to come...

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What are your thoughts on HAK?

Do you think he'll be a good replacement for Lou?

 

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If you don't like him as a player for the Suns... at least give his Twitter account a chance - he's one of the more entertaining ball players I've seen.  Here are a few good ones.

Apparently he loves to play PS3 games online - ALL THE TIME.

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Apparently he hates geese - pretty funny 

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(Notice how he already has a picture of him in a Suns warm-up with Planet Orange colors prancing around his Twitter page - I think he's excited to be here)

Poll
Who is the player you are the most excited about seeing play this next year?
10%
Hak
84 votes
22%
Turkeyglue
171 votes
27%
J-Chill
208 votes
38%
The Slovenian Shark
293 votes
1%
Other (list below and explain - you know the drill)
9 votes

765 votes | Poll has closed


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