A funny conversation between friends makes me realize just how much I am hurting for some basketball today...

E: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage lasted 72 days. Too bad she didn’t marry the NBA lockout.

E2: I wish I could like this 10 times.

E: And even if that happened LeBron would still piss off everyone in Cleveland.

E2: And the Heat would still be fined…over and over and over.

E: And Robert Sarver would still be a cheap ass *****!

S: And Mark Cuban would still be a *****bag.

E:  And Mike D’Antoni would still say “Defense? Don't bother, it’s not important.”

S: And Phil Jackson would still think triangle offense works even if you don’t have Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant.

E: And Joe Johnson would still say “I can't believe I make 23 million dollars a year even though I'm at best a basic role player.” Wow, Atlanta is stupid.

S: Maybe it is a good thing the NBA isn’t active right now. Except that I don’t get to complain about these things on a daily basis!

E: Oh let's not forget...and Shaq would still ask Kobe how his ass tastes!

S: Maybe Kobe will change his name to "World War".

E:  I miss basketball. I think I'm gonna go outside and take three steps without dribbling and not here a ref blow his whistle…just like the NBA.


Phoenix Suns' opening-night lights go dark

Robert (the pig I would eagerly fry up into some bacon) just looked so sad in the picture that accompanied this article by Coro. Sigh...


Today we should be talking about the Phoenix Suns opening their season at home against Kevin Durant and the Oklahoma City Thunder. We should be discussing the importance of this opening three-game...

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To mark the days that would have been opening night for all of the NBA's teams, SB Nation's NBA blogs will all go to a black and white color scheme for the next two days. What does this mean? Content will still be produced, news will be broken when there is some, and the conversation will continue.

The black and white out will symbolize that, while the players and owners are squabbling over how to divide the pie that WE BAKE FOR THEM, nobody is looking out for us as fans. And, without us and our support, there is no NBA. This is our show of protest of this ridiculous work stoppage.


To mark the days that would have been opening night for all of the NBA's teams, SB Nation's NBA blogs will all go to a black and white color scheme for the next two days. What does this mean? Content will still be produced, news will be broken when there is some, and the conversation will continue.

The black and white out will symbolize that, while the players and owners are squabbling over how to divide the pie that WE BAKE FOR THEM, nobody is looking out for us as fans. And, without us and our support, there is no NBA. This is our show of protest of this ridiculous work stoppage.


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