A great way to blow your paycheck.

Steve Nash Football Jersey

The season may be over for Steve Nash, but you can imagine what might have been on the gridiron with this Phoenix Suns football jersey. If you're looking to add it to your wardrobe, be aware that it's a youth medium. Used, the seller offers no info regarding the condition. It's yours for $25 after shipping.

1990's Suns Apex Parka

When I was a kid, Starter jackets were all the rage. I don't really remember Apex. The front of this coat isn't anything I haven't seen before, but the back caught my eye. Obviously I felt it was tremendously important you see it as well. This would be a fun buy for a couple twenties, but it's running about $130 bucks after shipping.

Slash Brothers T-Shirt

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Buy it or don't, aren't you just happy that this shirt makes sense in 2014-15? A variety of sizes available, yours for $23 after shipping.

Kevin Johnson Bobblehead

This isn't a particularly remarkable item, I include this because if you're a bobblehead enthusiast you'll know that sellers can ask ridiculous amounts of money for these things. The price is right with this one. 20 bucks after shipping for a Suns legend.

Phoenix Suns Nesting Dolls

You'll definitely be bidding on these. Included in the set of nesting dolls are Charles Barkley, Kevin Johnson, A.C. Green, Wesley Person, and Michael Finley. 5 days left in the auction, bidding starts at $10, $7.15 to ship.

UPDATE: Just found another set with Barkley, KJ, Majerle, Ainge, and Perry. Buy it now for $40.

Michael Beasley Game Used Shoes

You might not want these, but I have to include them because the laugh factor is high. How much do you think these shoes would cost new, before an NBA player wore them. 100 bucks? Michael Beasley stepped in these, and they're yours for $95 after shipping.

Charles Barkley Baseball Jersey

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Used, seller rates the condition at 80/100. Seller lists the size at "large," tags read, "XXV." Five days left, bidding opens at $10, $11.99 to ship.

1992 NBA Playoffs Press Pass

But not just any press pass, Aaron Wade's press pass! Your Suns swept the Spurs in the first round of the 1992 playoffs before falling to the eventual Western Conference champion Portland Trailblazers in 5 games. Buy it now is $20, shipping is $3, seller will hear offers.

Antonio McDyess Christmas Ornament

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Ok, I know we just recently covered Christmas ornaments, but somebody's got to jump all over this one. It's Antonio McDyess, and it's six bucks after shipping. Get after it.

1989-90 Signed Basketball

Not a bad price tag here. You get 18 signatures in all for 90 bucks. Included is a limited edition Western Conference pin if that seals the deal.

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Jeff Hornacek hasn’t added anything new to the Phoenix Suns’ offense, per se. There are always new wrinkles to discuss, but the improved that showed — granted against a very bad...

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The final positional rankings. Where do the members of the Hydra fall?

Last year, to much fanfare, our own Jacob Padilla broke down his letter grades and rankings of players at each of the positions in the NBA. This year, I'm going to do the same thing, but with two twists.

The first rankings, of the Center position, can be found here, while the rankings of Power Forwards can be found here and Small Forwards can be found here. Shooting guards can be found here.

First, I am going to introduce a slight empirical element to this grading system. Instead of going entirely by the gut, I will base at least part of my grades on a composite ranking scale that takes into account a players ranking on four aggregate statistics from the 2013-14 season that all have slightly different emphases: Win Shares per 48 (from basketball-reference.com), ESPN's Real Plus/Minus, PER, and PoP48 (from BoxScoreGeeks.com). This hopefully adds a little objectivity to the analysis. (Note: because there are players who didn't play last year, the rankings cannot be entirely based upon this.)

Second, I am taking a cue from the great Bill Simmons, who invites commentary from the infamous Cousin Sal in his NBA rankings columns, and inviting commentary from my friend and Suns junkie Gottlieb. Whereas I rely on statistics to inform my grades, Julian Gottlieb will provide gut check evaluations.

The grading system will remain roughly the same as last season:

KEY - **NOTE: The categories are slightly modified for this ranking due to depth of top tier talent.

S: Best in the Game (LeBron James)

A+: Second Best in the Game (Kevin Durant)

A: Top 5 Player

A-: Likely All-Stars/Top 10 at the Position

B+: All-Star Caliber/Top 10 at the position

B: Above Average Starters/Fringe All-Star Caliber

B-: Above Average Starters

C+: Average Starters

C: Fringe Starter/Bench Player

C-: Good Bench Player

D+: Average Bench Player

D: Fringe Rotation Player

D-: Fringe NBA Player

F: Soon to be Puerto Rican League All-Star!

NOTE: Order within the grades is arbitrary.

I am evaluating the Point Guard Position today (link takes you to the publicly viewable Google Sheets page for all position raw rankings).

Please keep comments relatively civilized - this is a family friendly community where opinions are bound to differ.

A: Top 5 Player

Chris Paul (1)

At some point it had to happen, and it did: all four metrics agree that Chris Paul is the best PG in the game right now. The eye test, and least my eye test, confirms this. He hasn't enjoyed post-season success, really, which lowers him in the eyes of many, but I still think he's undeniably the most talented NBA point guard.

A-: Likely All-Stars/Top 10 at Position

Steph Curry (2.25), Kyle Lowry (4.75), Russell Westbrook (5), John Wall (17), George Hill (18.25)

Alright, so I cheated and changed the key so that I wouldn't have to make tough calls. You caught me. There is no real substantive difference between players in the A- and B+ categories, except that the guys in A- are the All-Star 'front-runners' in my eyes. Steph Curry is amazing. Lights out offensively, and while not super defensively talented, at least puts in the effort. Lowry had a career year, and I don't expect too much regression from him with most of the same parts in Toronto. Westbrook, despite the fact that I don't particularly like his game, is undeniably one of the best two way point guards in the game and a tenacious scorer, who will need to carry his team with KD out. John Wall I think is just a small step below Curry and Westbrook in terms of overall play, but he's arguably the best PG in the East. George Hill might seem like a stretch to put here instead of Kyrie, but remember that what defines this group is making the All-Star game, and votes from Cleveland are going to be split. Combine that with that fact that Hill will be the prime offensive weapon on his team, increasing the likelihood that his production will likely be nearer to his 2012-13 levels, and I don't think its unreasonable to argue he'll get the All-Star nod.

B+: All-Star Caliber/Top 10 at Position

Goran Dragic (5.25), Mike Conley (8.25), Eric Bledsoe (10.25), Ty Lawson (11.25), Kyrie Irving (24.75)

I think Goran and Bledsoe lose out in the All-Star voting, but not because they are all that noticeably worse than the other guys. Goran showed last season that in isolation, he is an All-NBA caliber player. The thing is, these guys won't play in isolation. Together, while they will be very effective in producing wins, they might not put up enough raw stats to get an All-Star nod compared to Paul, Westbrook and Curry. Conley was once again a solid performer, and had what I think was his best season as a pro. He is largely the reason why the team was able to squeak into the playoffs despite declining production from many of the core team members. Lawson had a really productive season on a bad team, something of an aberration in this data. Irving is bumped considerably because a) he's the most likely alternative All Star in the East, and b) he's playing with some really great players this season who should, hopefully, help raise his game.

Dragic. The slovenian scorcher. Seeing him blossom from Nash's understudy to a full fledged court general has been an absolute pleasure. He brought me one of the greatest joys as a tortured suns fan when he lit up the Spurs for 23 in the 4th quarter en route to a sweep of our bitter rivals. Last year he was an All-Star snub. He is no longer flying under the radar and the expectations are high for him, especially with only 1 year left on his contract. I'm skeptical he can do more than he did last year, but he seems to raise the bar every year. I guess this year it's point guardians of the galaxy or bust?

B: Above Average Starter/Fringe All-Star Caliber

Damian Lillard (15), Ricky Rubio (17.25), Tony Parker (18)

Lillard was fabulous last season, but plays in the West, which is stacked at PG. He could potentially sneak into the All-Star game, but I just don't see it. Rubio is a divisive figure - some people love him, some people hate him, some people wish they had his hair. This is the sink or swim year for Rubio - Kevin Love is no longer with the team to bail him out. He grades out higher than the eye test places him because of the defense and creativeness, but he has to fix his jumpshot. Finally, Tony Parker. I know there are a lot of fans of the Frenchman, and I could see him potentially getting into the All-Star game again this season. But I don't know if he'll deserve it compared to all of the superbly talented point guards above him.

Gottlieb's Gut Check

Lillard is a silky smooth finisher with a nice touch from beyond the arc (39%). He made a subtle but significant leap from rookie to sophomore year, cutting back on turnovers and getting to the line more. He will do battle with Dragon again for an All-Star spot.

B-: Above Average Starter

Isaiah Thomas (13.25), Deron Williams (17.25), Derrick Rose (60.25)

Thomas really was electric last season, and I have no idea why the Kings decided to let him go. That being said, I have him declining a bit due to his playing time being somewhat reduced. Deron Williams declined in overall per game production last season, but it is hard to tell if it was just decline due to age, or tied to the increased level of talent around him (his usage rate went down) and his injury (he missed about a quarter of the season). Derrick Rose is hard to place. I don't think an All-Star bid is out of the question because of his popularity and the size of the Chicago market, but I don't know if his on-court play will deserve it. It very well might, but its been so long since we saw him healthy that its an open question.

C+: Average Starter

Patty Mills (10), Darren Collison (26), Patrick Beverley (26.75), Jrue Holiday (28), Jose Calderon (29), Kemba Walker (29.5), Jeremy Lin (33.75), Jeff Teague (34.25), Michael Carter-Williams (50.25)

Mills is overrated by the stats, as much as I love the Aussie. He would likely start or be a sixth man on most other teams, but he's not an All-Star caliber player. Beverley and Holiday are more defensive oriented point guards that complement more offensive oriented wings. Collison, Calderon, Walker, Lin and Teague are more offensively oriented. Calderon has been on the decline, and this might be the season he moves from an average starter to a solid bench reserve. Carter-Williams is underrated by the numbers - reigning rookie of the year, he's cursed with what is likely the worst team to ever grace an NBA court. I think Lin and Teague have the greatest potential to put up numbers better than their skills would indicate - Teague because he will have a more potent offense to run with the return of Horford, and Lin because he's going to shoulder a heavy offensive burden as the Lakers slowly but surely succumb to injury, age and general ineptitude.

Gottlieb's Gut Check

GET THIS KID SOME HELP PHILLY! MC-W is RONERY [NSFW]. Looking at you Nerlens…MCW is gonna have the green light all year so he should put up some big numbers even if he's a little inefficient. *Tearing up* Makes me a little nostalgic for the Iverson days. He gets to the hole and rebounds well for a guard. I would like to see him add a more consistent 3-pt shot but he's still young and the ceiling is high if Philly adds the right supporting cast.

C: Fringe Starter/Bench Player

Pablo Prigioni (21), Andre Miller (23), Mario Chalmers (27.25), Reggie Jackson (29.75), Rajon Rondo (35.75), Nate Wolters (45.75), Brandon Jennings (47), Brandon Knight (48.5), Trey Burke (56.5), Marcus Smart

Prigioni and Miller are both remarkably effective for guys at the end of their careers. Prigioni has quietly been one of the best roster decisions for the Knicks in recent memories. Burke, Wolters, and Jackson are all young guys who, at least in my mind, are in the fringe-starter discussion at this point. They have shown enough talent to warrant minutes - its just a question of whether they will get them. Knight and Jennings just both haven't turned the corner to make me think they are quite good enough to be starters. I don't know what to make of Rondo. He might legitimately not be the best point guard on the roster this season. Smart comes in as a talented, relatively experienced rookie, and Rondo looked...old at the end of last season. Mario Chalmers has already lost his starting role of Norris Cole - he might have been a strong beneficiary of the Extremes effect.

C-: Good Bench Player

Shaun Livingston (27), CJ Watson (29.25), Cory Joseph (32), DJ Augustin (32.25), Nate Robinson (34.5), Greivis Vasquez (35.75), Ramon Sessions (36.5), Jameer Nelson (38), Matt Dellavadova (38.75), Nick Calathes (41.25), Jimmer Fredette (45.25), Kirk Hinrich (35.35), Kendall Marshall (47.25) Shabazz Napier, Jordan Clarkson, Spencer Dinwiddie, Elfrid Payton

These guys are all solid players. If a team needed them to step in and start games, most of them would be able to step in and put in spot starts, but really shouldn't be starting regularly. A couple of these guys are aging vets (Robinson - 30, Hinrich - 33, Livingston - 29, Watson - 30) who are still effective in more managed minutes scenarios. Vasquez, Napier, Nelson and Marshall are game managers - you can put them in, and they'll keep the offense moving and play well enough. Calathes, Sessions, Fredette, Augustin, Joseph and Dellavadova are more scoring oriented. I really don't know that any of these guys has the potential to win a starting job from anyone, barring injuries, but its possible Hinrich, who has been on the decline over the last few years, might lose the backup spot to Aaron Brooks.

D+: Average Bench Player

Jannero Pargo (36.25), Shelvin Mack (40.25), Raymond Felton (42.5), Beno Udrih (44.5), Steve Blake (45.5), Jordan Farmar (49.75), Norris Cole (64.75), Sebastian Telfair, Russ Smith

Udrih, Blake, Felton and Telfair are veteran bench players who will contribute valuable minutes, but they really shouldn't start. Mack, Pargo and Farmar are of a different generation, and are probably better equipped for spot starting duty, but they are not the most talented guys around. Cole gets a bump here because he was just announced as a start for the Heat over two guys I have graded higher. I'm assuming there is some reason for this.

D: Fringe Rotation Player

Casper Ware (47.5), Ish Smith (49.75), Brian Roberts (53.75), Jarrett Jack (58.25), Will Bynum (59.25), Garrett Temple (60.25), AJ Price (61.5), Phil Pressey (61.75), Ray McCallum (63.5), Isaiah Canaan (68.25), Dennis Schroeder (77.5), Tyler Ennis

Jarrett Jack has fallen quite a ways since his breakout performance two years ago. Along with Bynum, he's among the oldest of the fringe rotation players at this position. Smith and Roberts are relatively well established 3rd point guards who have a few surprising games every season. Schroeder is a bit of a stretch, but I'm betting on him realizing the potential that had so many scouts excited about him a few years ago. I think Ennis is going to be a good player, but he's raw, and he's buried in a deep guard rotation that I don't think he will break out of. Likely lots of D-League minutes for him.

D-: Fringe NBA Player

Steve Nash (52.5), Aaron Brooks (54.75), Mo Williams (55), Jorge Gutierrez (64.5), Ian Clark (67), Shane Larkin (68), Tony Wroten (68.5), Gal Mekel (77), Nemanja Nedovic (78.75), Erick Green, Will Cherry

Nash unfortunately won't be playing this season, but it was questionable how well he was going to be able to perform anyways. Brooks and Williams are both offensively average but defensively deficient veterans who linger around but for uncertain reasons. Clark, Larkin and Gutierrez are still working on realizing their potential, but could quickly find themselves in Europe if things don't go well this season. Wroten is a walking highlight real, but he plays for a terrible team, and his on court metrics were terrible. Nedovic and Mekel are European veterans who just didn't manage to cut it in the NBA last season. Mekel is a free agent, but will likely see some NBA minutes on some team with a 10 day contract this season. Green is a really interesting player. He was absolutely electric for Virginia Tech (continuing a long tradition of Hokie point guards), but struggled in Italy last season. He's likely to get some seasoning in the D-League, and might eventually be a solid bench player in the NBA.

F: Future Puerto Rican League All-Star!

JJ Barea (65), Ronnie Price (67.5), Luke Ridnour (69.5), Marquis Teague (78.25)

Barea, Price and Ridnour are all veteran guys who are on their way out of the league. Teague is already on the outs. I would not be surprised if Price gets cut in the middle of the season for someone who can contribute more, while Barea, a Puerto Rican native, might actually go and play in Puerto Rico.

FULL DISCLOSURE: This has no merit and is just for laughs. Enjoy. (Maybe)

Entertainment at sporting events is hit or miss, at best. There is no exact science to get the perfect blend of music, fun, and family values in a game where the demographics are all over the place. At the first pre-season game for the Phoenix Suns they had an on the surface boring concept for a fan interaction contest.

The question was, "If Eric Bledsoe was a professional wrestler what would he call himself?"

Don't as what the choices were or what he decided, because that is besides the point. It was something cliche, pun driven, and terrible I'm sure. That was because the Suns did not tap into the resources and ocean of nonsense that is the internet. Instead of letting Bledsoe come up with his name they should have let the experts do the work for them, because oh my, the experts delivered with Bledsoe's name!

"The Nigerian Stink Snake"

That gave me, a wrestling fan, a brilliant idea to see who on the Suns roster would have the best wrestling name using the Pro Wrestling Name Generator.

This is a nifty tool whether you like wrestling or not. Coming from "Atomic Gravy" this is a cool tool. It allows one to get their wrestling name, or if you want to be a lucha libre there is that, as well as a diva name if that is your thing. Like I said, we are doing this, so buckle up and enjoy the WWSuns roster for what it is worth. I ran through and ranked the name through the lens of a nearly 20+ year wrestling fan. With Survivor Series around the corner pick your five and let's have ourselves a good old fashioned 5-on-5 elimination match!

For fun, or whatever:

  1. Head Coach Jeff Hornacek: Chief Sol (There is no debate here, right? Chief Sun for the head coach of the Phoenix Suns)
  2. P.J. Tucker: Grim Scarface (I can just see Tucker coming out to some borderline Undertaker music with a skull mask, elaborate trench coat, and powerbombing fools through the ring)
  3. Owner Robert Sarver: Demolition Ballbuster (Longtime Suns fans, enter your own jokes here _____)
  4. General Manager Ryan McDonough: Cerebral Crippler (Wrestling personas are like real life personas ramped up to 11, this name is fitting)
  5. Assistant Coach Mike Longabardi: Gran Dulce (Big Sweet) (Ironic names are fun)
  6. Miles Plumlee: Sweet Preacher (Give him the black shirt and white collar already to make this official, like, under his jersey right now)
  7. Zoran Dragic: Ivan Brit (Giving a foreign wrestler a different foreign gimmick is classic professional wrestling so making the Slovenian British is too perfect)
  8. Shavlik Randolph: Vanilla Hound (Picture Randolph wearing those clothes the super white kids at your high school used to wear to look cool and meet girls, but accomplishes neither. That)
  9. Alex Len: Matt Terminator (A 7-foot foreigner that comes in and goes on a rampage like Ivan Drago in Rocky IV)
  10. Archie Goodwin: Wham Bam Sid (The fresh cut Wham Bam Sid jumping off the top rope and dancing and entertaining and just having a good 'ol time)
  11. Gerald Green: Bobo Blazer (When the Bobo Blazer gets hot there is no stopping him and he is one hot tag away from hitting you with the Finger Discount for the win)
  12. Isaiah Thomas: Amarillo Oso (Yellow Bear) (Does he wear a costume? Is he a mascot? With a lucha libre name he is definitely wearing a mask and being a pest)
  13. Goran Dragic: Rodeo Zodiac (Giving his opponents their astrological signs as he tilt-a-whirls them to their ultimate fate)
  14. Tyler Ennis: Strident Striker (Nerd glasses, prep school outfit, and thirst for knowledge inside and outside of the ring. Doling out lessons one match at a time)
  15. Eric Bledsoe: Nigerian Stink Snake (When I first read this I thought it said "Nigerian Night Snake," which I was sooooo on board with)
  16. Marcus Morris: Dash Bomber & Markieff Morris: Voracious Earthquake (Going to just make them a tag-team, because you all know their story. Dash & Quake are here to cause some havoc, hid the women and children)
  17. Anthony Tolliver: King Kong Primate (I'm not sure what to do with this one...)
  18. T.J. Warren: Testy Coward (So he is a cowardly heel and I do not know what Warren did to make the bosses mad with this name. Geez)
  19. President of Basketball Operations Lon Babby: Strident Grinder (Poor Babby, low on #SUNSRANK and gets the worst wrestling name of the bunch)

So why not do the BSOTS staff while we are at it:

  • Dave King: Phoenix Wraith (From Phoenix, perfection)
  • Kristofer Habbas: Atomic Gravy
  • Jim Coughenour: Apex Dragon
  • Sean Sullivan: Duke Champ
  • Jacob Padilla: Jack Satan
  • Bryan Gibberman: Nigerian Ballbuster (You follow Gibby on Twitter, right?)
  • Sreekar Jasthi: Dirty Assassin
  • Ray Hrovat: Ponderous Apollo
  • Seth Pollack: King Shredder (Because he is the boss, brilliant)
  • Rollin Mason: Dirty Python
  • Geoff Allen: Nasty Sol (Nasty sun, yo)
  • Keith Scheessele: Lex Death
  • Michael Lisboa: Boorish Claymore
  • Kellan Olson: Canadian Lapetus
  • Matija Ravnikar: Grizzly Valentine
  • Austin Elmer: Demolition War Bringer

Which member of the Suns had your favorite wrestling name? Which BSOTS staffer? Oh, and what is yours?

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