"I'm one of two basketball hoops, at the Staples Center. So enter, I'll show what it's like to have the worst rim job ever.
Why can't I work in Phoenix at the Purple Palace, wishin' for Nash's swishin'..."
This is just hilarious and check out her other song on the girls web site www.songsaboutsports.com.
h/t TBJ @ The Score.
You ate at the Hungry Hound, while your chest was still bare,
You wore a clean white T to conceal the gun show,
You rooted for your squad and set a record for free throws.
Then you cut off your sleeves as your confidence grew,
You were drafted to the Suns, stupidly traded to the Mavericks, then returned as a free agent and your hair was longer, the blonde was gone (thank God), won two MVP's, led the Suns to 5 playoff appearances, bled for us multiple times, and still give us reason to believe, (even this season-sorry I'm no poet) and..........
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
special thanks to JM, AKA That Broad.